tl;dr: I'm a pretty tall computer professional who loves photography, cooking and video games. I work full time for a small database company as a kind of #sysadmin, configuring and deploying on-site servers, networks and VPNs as needed, all #Linux as often as possible. I'm very comfortable writing software in Perl, Python, PHP and C, I'm quite familiar and handy with C++, Java, PostScript and a few others. I'd love to learn Haskell and Rust some day.